i would like to ask you out
we’ll go on a hot date downtown
& eat at a popular restaurant
& it’ll be crowded & loud
& we won't be able hear one another speak
our waiter's name will sound like “humphrey”
& you will not enjoy the date at all
you will text someone else throughout
& we'll walk home through a park
& we'll pass a retarded person
& we'll go back to mine for a drink
& you'll watch me scratch
& we will watch cheers on dvd
all 11 seasons
all 270 episodes
you'll think the date was a disaster
& you won't return any of my calls
& later i will hear from someone
who heard from someone else
that you moved to kansas city

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