the dude who was a surfer
was a tragic galvanizing douche
he surfed on every continent
he didn't believe in karma
one day he caught a 10-foot peeler
& his board washed over the reef
they found his body a week later
face down in a pile of fish eggs
they said he had shat his wetsuit
& his mother filed a lawsuit
she was a sassy puerto rican
who wore too much lipstick
love this one - reminds me of all the d-bag surfers in SoCal
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