I hate my computer. It doesn't work. It’s slow and the letters I type appear 6 seconds after I type them fso I am just going to type this shit and not proofready shits because I don’t give a fuck about my fucking computers shit shits thsis.
Okay. I’m okay now.
dj berndt kindly nominated my story The Nurse and The Patient for Dzanc Best Of The Web. so thanks to dj. The other nominees are:
When We Take Off Our Heads by J.A. Tyler
Bernhard Goetz by Sam Pink
They are both very good. Read them.
Also – I "think" you will “enjoy” THIS if you "love" or "hate" or "love/hate" "using quotation marks" around every "goddamn" word.