one day a year or so ago, my friend dane mcfarlin answered an anonymous casting call he found in the classifieds section of the newspaper. the gig was in atlanta, ga. dane has no desire to be an actor - he majored in marine biology. I guess he was just bored on this particular day.
turns out the casting call was for some tyler perry movie titled, “the family that preys.” i don’t know what the film is about – all I know is that it stars kathy bates who plays the psychotic woman in “misery.”
the scene dane auditioned for and – subsequently – starred in takes place in a strip club. in the film the establishment is named "hunky stuff" but in reality it's named "swinging richards" - hilarious.
dane is wearing a rocky balboa outfit, complete with boxing gloves and red-white-&-blue glitter shorts, as a group of flesh starved women stuff crumpled dollar bills into his waistband.
presently, dane has no future plans to shoot, but if you are in need of his services (i.e. films, bachelorette parties, etc.) he can be found delivering fine wines to liquorstores throughout the florida panhandle. he can also be found here: firstname.lastname@example.org