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#1

i heard
bill murray's wife
divorced him
because he'd get stoned
all the time and fly
to whatever city
the cubs were playing in that day
without even telling her


#2

john edwards is a shitbag
he cheated on his cancer-ridden wife


#3

remember when paul mccartney
got swindled
by that one-legged bitch?

2 comments:

  1. don't make me laugh when i'm stoned at work. they'll figure me out.

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  2. or you could go work for bill murray.

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