three poems (two untitled):


i love you
i hate you
i love you
i hate you
i love you
get away from me


i spoon breakfast
with a giant spike

my eardrums drum

rop dop plop bop

one million spores
wan yogurt smaze
oozing like ooooze
across my forehead

a zenith babbling
this just won't do


ricki lake went dancing with the stars
but she repulsed the american public
with her dowdy hair and flabby arms


  1. I totally forgot that Ricki Lake is a person.

  2. i like your poems adam

    hahaha guys

    i can't forget about ricky lake
    she was my only friend
    when i was fourteen years old
    well maybe not my only friend

    montel jerry sally
    and maybe pokemon