#1
i heard
bill murray's wife
divorced him
because he'd get stoned
all the time and fly
to whatever city
the cubs were playing in that day
without even telling her
#2
john edwards is a shitbag
he cheated on his cancer-ridden wife
#3
remember when paul mccartney
got swindled
by that one-legged bitch?
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don't make me laugh when i'm stoned at work. they'll figure me out.
ReplyDeleteor you could go work for bill murray.
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