I wrote a story about a car accident.
The car accident was really not a car accident – but a truck accident.
The truck accident happened somewhere in Appalachia.
It is beautiful there but I would never want to live there.
The story is about cold and hungry Appalachian people.
Sometimes these people don’t speak correctly.
I think that’s okay as long as they can understand one another.
One of the characters is named SAM PINK.
I think that’s okay as long as I say that it’s not the real SAM PINK….
….but maybe a colder and hungrier and altogether Appalachian version.
I am bored at work and am discretely typing a story in brief and caffinated hiatuses.
It’s about unconscionable mattresses.
It’s titled “unconscionable mattresses”
Does that sound like something someone would want to read sometime someday for some reason?