20110526

this short film is my favorite thing right now.

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20110525

15 celebrity rumors:

62. john stamos tried out for the vikings
63. bruce willis gargles viles of strychnine
64. shaquille o'neal is afraid of heights
65. clint eastwood collects asian antiques
66. tara reid screws minor league pitchers
67. juels verne had a rapture phobia
68. ellen degeneres was hooked on dope
69. chelsea clinton has a club foot
70. jay cutler plays the two-bit fiddle
71. megan fox had a stillborn baby in cancun
72. nick cage's real name is nolan dolan
73. steven spielburg lives in a cabin on a lake
74. haley joel osment turned thirty-seven
75. oprah reduced her heart attack risk by 30%
76. tyrese was conceived in a kmart dressing room

20110523

25 celebrity rumors:

36. luke perry hates sweating
37. george michael has stretch-marks
38. bruce hornsby shot tupac
39. paula cole caught rabies from a beaver
40. shirley temple [censored]
41. jack black is a certified wet-nurse
42. kathy griffin polyurethanes her checkles
43. ryan phillippe claims he's a kennedy
44. the rock has gout & alopecia
45. val kilmer is an icelandic citizen
46. tony hawke played drums in hoobastank
48. snookie is barren
49. the baldwin brothers [censored]
50. bonnie raitt dated michael eisner
51. jason bateman shops at jcpenny
52. sarah michelle gellar is a blackbelt
53. steve urkel contracted lyme disease
54. john denver married a sherpa queen
55. dustin hoffman is related to thomas edison
56. ben affleck has west nile
57. the kardashians can't swim
58. jenny mccarthy lost her sex drive
59. ke$ha waterboarded her mother's tabby
60. hugh jackman has dyslexia
61. vince vaughn can pirouette 720 degrees

20110520


the new nano fiction is available. i must say, the issue is stacked folks: Lauri Anderson, Andrew Bales, Janee Baugher, Lena Bertone , Andrew E. Colarusso, Michael Crane, Jaydn DeWald, Mary Beth Ferda, Hafizah Geter, Amanda Goldblatt, Alina Gregorian, Bryan Grosnick, Bradley Harrison, Annie Hartnett, Ben Merriman, Kristine Heiney, Kelley Irmen, Todd Kaneko, Andrea Kneeland, Molly Laich, Rachel Levy, Paul Lisicky, Michael K. Meyers, Jen Michalski, Miguel Morales, Thomas O’Connell, Brian Oliu, Michael Powers, Laurence Pritchard, Adeena Reitberger, Anji Reyner, Lehua M. Taitano, Vallie Lynn Watson, & Brandi Wells. me too.

you need to buy. it will feel good. feel good.

20110518

12 celebrity rumors:

24. harrison ford wears a retainer at night
25. celine dion is an accomplished sou chef
26. frank sinatra spread bedbugs in hoboken
27. aaron neville had his stomach stapled
28. justin bieber caught the clap from miley cyrus
29. wade boggs is a devout latter day saint
30. zach morris struggles with halitosis
31. paul mccartney has mature cataracts
32. bono wears blood diamonds
33. mark wahlberg has lupus
34. stevie wonder can dunk a basketball
35. heath ledger was allergic to wheat

20110517

23 celebrity rumors

1. marilyn manson auditioned for the karate kid
2. bill gates bought out the hobby lobby
3. john travolta never proved anybody wrong
4. eric clapton dated nancy kerrigan
5. ryan gosling wears prosthetic testicles
6. murphy brown bruised madonna in a catfight
7. wolf blitzer knows how to handstand
8. linsey lohan has a fred flinstone fetish
9. alicia keys scored a 1600 on her SATs
10. johnny depp runs a kangroo farm
11. gene hackman is a born-again christian
12. tom brokaw is three-quarters choctaw
13. dolly parton maintains a cactus garden
14. carson dailey is addicted to glue sniffing
15. al bundy and ted bundy are distant relatives
16. joaquin phoenix has never been to arizona
17. sean penn suffers with arthritis & bone spurs
18. macaulay culkin is a habitual bedwetter
19. gwen stefani delivered little caesars pizzas
20. owen wilson conquered juvenile diabetes
21. tom brady's twin sister is morbidly obese
22. cameron diaz had a baby with bo jackson
23. tom cruises’ wedding was b.y.o.b.

20110511

SLAB 6 is now available, featuring work from Thomas Patrick Levy, Heather Palmer, Brett Gallagher, Paul Siegell, Karla Linn Merrifield, Sally Derringer, Richard Chiem, myself, and several others. Thanks to Paul Cunningham & co. for putting it together.

I currently have three surplus copies in my possession.

Be one of the first three to comment here & score one of these.

20110504

new decomP today folks: Lisa Marie Basile, Tyson Bley, Barbara Crooker, Aaron Delehanty, Sarah Rose Etter, Annie Hartnett, Mikko Harvey, Dennis Mahagin, Ken Poyner, Becca Rosenthal, Seth Seppala, Ray Shea, Charles Shields, Matthew Sinex, Ben Tanzer, M. Thompson, Gerald Yelle, and watashi mo. my story is about brothers and things. thanks to Jason Jordan & his crew for including it.

read the whole issues here & while you’re at it check out their kickstarter campaign & consider giving some support. 25 days left!

20110503

i have a poem up at LEVELER. i like LEVELER because the editors analyze the poems they publish, and they post this analysis with the poems. i think this is useful.

"smokey the bear withdrawals from nicotine" (ink on strathmore, 2011)